New and Relevant
In Push for Budget Cuts, White House Cuts Funding to Z, J, Q, X, and K
Duc's courageous plan to finally beat the national debt.
Old and Irrelevant
Mouse Announces Campaign for 2028 Presidential Election
A genius strategy or a total flop: only time will tell.
California Breaks Off into Pacific
After years of close calls, it finally happens.
Megatanker found on Jupiter
22 thousand-ton oil tanker found on the right side of Jupiter. 19 people missing.
Gas Prices on the Rise
The price of gasoline has risen to 22 grams of 48-karat gold per gallon.
Say-Gone to the Moon
In the next two years, the night sky will be completely dark.
